A Pokemon acting like a pet by request.
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
IT’S SO CUTE
If you’ve ever had a condom break, it’s probably because it was stored incorrectly, expired, or put on wrong.
P.S. STORES CAN SELL YOU EXPIRED CONDOMS! Check the expiration date!
good places to store condoms:
-separate coin purse
-side compartment of a bag
-old altoids tin
-hollowed out book
-an old shoe
-a sock in your sock drawer
-on your penis
personally, I store them in the box they come in….
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite vegan meal to make at home?
Hmmmm. Roasted Brussels sprouts.
yum. omg *_*